The Mindtrip of Marvellous Me

im alive!

2006-07-06T00:33:00Z

email i sent to most of you

Hello all my longest lostest buddies!!! I’m so sorry that I’ve been neglecting you all for the best part of six months (you’ve probably either not noticed or enjoyed the peace lol) but it has been the craziest half a year, and I’ll only bore you with one percent of the details.
I’ve just finished the horse course at the ag college about two weeks ago now, and I miss all my little cornfed buddies terribly. It’s funny, cos at the start of the year I didn’t want to be there, and now I don’t want to leave. Kicking and screaming both ends, but that’s what you get for being impossible to please. I had the best time at the college, although it was really intense. We had three horses each to work there and travelled all over the state to shows and sales, and when the college kids had a weekend off from these, I had something like racing or polocrosse on, so I went for a few months there without one day off at all, so that’s why I haven’t had time to ring you or write you all! (Even now I’m strapped for time, this is going to be poxy and short cos I have to get home and fix up the new racehorse) I had a job bar tending but didn’t have time for it, cos I’m now a full time strapper for our four racehorses, four polocrosse horses, breaker, and two mares with foals which involves two hours in the stable in the morning AND at night. Still managed to get up to lots of no good here though. I’m always either on a horse, asleep, or drunk. (I love being 18!) Or all of the above.
I still want to go overseas but I don’t think I’ll be going over there to work anymore, cos Dad really needs me to help run the stables and I’m getting more and more responsibilities every week, which means more monies! So I think I might stay here til racing season is over and take the horses to Birdsville (something I’ve always wanted to do) and go for a holiday instead.
And I still intend to come visit everyone within the next four weeks, but of course, that depends on the horses, as always!
I hope you’re all good and well *cough*. Happy birthday to all you drunkards who’ve turned 18, and ahahahaha to all you underagers (we were there once too).
Anyway, I just wanted to remind you that I still love you all dearly and haven’t forgotten about any of you, and I’m really sorry for not keeping in touch properly!
Hope to catch up properly soon.
Lotsa love,
Jess
xoxoxo

The legacy lives on!!

2006-04-23T03:30:05Z

My email to a few boarder friends...

Congratulations Glennie Seniors 05!
I have it from a reliable source (but we'd believe this anyway) at our beloved Glen Glen that WAC told the grade 12s this year that she was expecting them to set a good example as seniors this year, that past seniors had let the school down, ESPECIALLY last year's seniors. Which means we did our job properly guys! And if you're still going as strong as last year, none of you will be sober enough to read this anyway!
We always aim to please...

Glennie Seniors 05- All She Can Drink.

Luv Jess xo

And this was Mad's reply which i particularly enjoyed. NB: Mad was Boarder Captain...

thats champion jess!! we did it! we finally brought the skool down , it may have took a whole year, but we did it and the memory will live on forever with us and with all those pathetic rebels sitting in class now still dreaming the same dream we had - drowing the skool in a massive flood thus killing WAC, Harvs, ferret n all our exams n future records, or burning the skool down with petrol from all the boarders properties and sitting on chairs watching from across the road at newton with hot chips!! haha !

SUCKERS!! god we had some good times!! JEss, u have made my day!! Whoo yeah whoo!!

Luv mads xxxooo

cheers josh! xo

2006-04-21T11:23:03Z

For all you 90's children out there.

bold the ones you remember :)

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE
A 90s KID.
Do you even know who postman pat is?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A AUSSIE 90s KID IF...

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.- the point was to be warm

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.- for ALL of it

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"- someone gave me a goosebumps book that had an inbuilt torch so you could read it after the lights went out… may explain why im such a neurotic case now…

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
no we never got them in longreach, we poor deprived savages out here

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S
and digimons! And then all the primary schools united and banned them along with pokemon

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.NOT.
yeah I grew out of that and learnt to swear instead

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
the chip packet ones, I was too pov for real ones

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
EVERY AFTERNOON
Who needs the OC with entertainment like THAT!

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT
again another luxury we didn’t get out here on the moon

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.
even the boys did

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
and in my sleep! I can do it in high heels and everything

TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.- followed quickly by ‘kiss my arse’. Yeah we were classy kids

YOU LISTENED TO AARON CARTER AND HANSON AT SOME STAGE
deny deny deny

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.
yeah but I never got one *sulk*

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
I had the tazos BOARDGAME

2 WORDS: SPICE GIRLS.
yeah I was Geri

BLINKY BILL WAS COOL :D
still is, the easter bunny brought me blinky bill easter eggs!

CAPTAIN PLANET HES OUR HERO
I nearly broke my neck jumping off the trampoline trying to fly like him.

USED TO PLAY HAND CLAPPING GAMES
and still do! BREAK ONE!

RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A AUSSIE 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE

elica_b @ 2006-04-11T16:54:00

2006-04-11T06:55:26Z

Large Roundworm

Cause: Parascaris equorum (Large Roundworm)

Predisposing Causes: Younger horses are more susceptible to the effects of the parasite than older horses.

Occurrence: Worldwide

Mode of Infection: Worm eggs are ingested from pasture

Clinical Signs: Obstruction of the intestines due to worm burdens, which can lead to colic; weight loss; haemorrhaging in the lungs due to worms making their way through them- this can also cause pneumonia; alternating constipation/diarrhoea; lethargy; fever; worm eggs in faeces

Control: Prevention by using a good deworming programme

Treatment: Deworming; ivermectin has proven effective

Important: The health problems caused by the parasite can be fatal, such as colic and loss of condition

Strongyles (Large)

Cause: Strongylus vulgaris (Strongyles (Large))

Predisposing Causes: Eggs ingested from pasture

Occurrence: Worldwide

Mode of Infection: Eggs ingested from pasture

Clinical Signs: Worms or eggs in faeces; ruptured arteries; blood clots; liver damage due to worms biting off flesh; colic; fever; diarrhoea; anaemia; loss of condition

Control: Deworming programme for prevention

Treatment: Deworming Products containing Oxibendazole, Dichlorvos, Pyrantel Pamoate and Ivermecton

Important: Damaged arteries can rupture, and if this occurs the horse will have a sudden death.

Strongyles (Small)

Cause: Strongylus vulgaris (Strongyles (Small))

Predisposing Causes: Ingested from pasture

Occurrence: Worldwide

Mode of Infection: Eggs ingested from pasture

Clinical Signs:

Control: Deworming programme for prevention, however, this parasite has developed a resistance to nearly all deworming products

Treatment: This parasite has developed a resistance to nearly all deworming products

Important:

Bibliography:
http://us.merial.com/equine/disease_pdf/vteq_round.pdf
http://www.horsehealthdewormer.com/lgstrongyles.htm
http://equisearch.com/horses_care/health/deworming/parasites/

like a ROCKET!!!!

2006-03-15T11:29:13Z

i got my licence on monday!!!! YEAAAHH!! so now i can hoon around in my white holden vs ute (98 model) 6 cylinder automatic, complete with polocrosse and wrangler sticker, sans parentals and avec LOUD music and ROWDY friends with the power button ON!!! ohhh YEAAAAHH!!!

I like.

2006-03-11T05:12:14Z

I like Peter Gabriel's song 'Book of Love'. My interpretations of songs tend to be 'wrong', but this is why I like it. He seems to be writing from the perspective of someone who seems to, not deride love, but look on it as something silly, a waste of time, emotional weakness, (like the stereotypical 'manly' attitude) or like someone who's been burnt before, but on top of this he's found someone who has caused him to contradict his own negative perception, maybe even against his will. And he loves it.
This probably doesn't make any sense to anyone, but I know what I mean.

no way, this so isnt me...

2006-03-10T06:03:15Z

Pride. just cause you think your pretty dont mean

you are...

What Seven Deadly Sin are you?
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hurRRAAAYYYY!!!

2006-02-02T23:36:42Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jess!

You share your birthday with Jess.
Finding Jess on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jess for the rest of the day.
Contrary to popular belief, Jess is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
Jess can taste with her feet!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Jess!
Jess once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Americans discard enough Jess to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
Jess can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
Two grams of Jess provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

drunkards on the roof

2006-01-29T07:16:01Z

last night was a preview of what the rest of the year is set to look like
kel and i went over aidan and josh's and got merrily blotto as we do
kel ended up falling asleep around 11, as did aidan, and josh and i ended up on the roof of the tavern with our bottle of vodka, beneath the stars with the cops circling like sharks below. havent seen josh for about 5 years now, so we caught up with a good 7 hour long chat, which had about two silences lasting 30 seconds in it.
kel and i got home about 4.30 and got blasted by her grandma. we had grease for brekky and then i left kel to sleep it off and i went back to aidan's and talked some more to josh and aidan, ie planned our next drinking session, which was going to be tonight but theyre postponing til tomorrow so i can join in the fun too WOOT.

it is going to be an INTERESTING year...

the first day of the rest of my life

2006-01-27T01:27:29Z

Well this year looks like it’s going to be a complete change of lifestyle in every way possible.
Not only have I finished school (yay!) and left boarding to live at home, but mum is now leaving dad and Laura is at a new school in Brissy.
So I have gone from living with 200 other people to one, from living in a cold wet city to a hot dry hole. I will have gone from sitting on my arse at school all day to not having time to scratch this year. This is what my weekly routine will be like in about two weeks from now:
Monday, Wednesday-Friday: Up at 5.30AM, help exercise the racehorses, feed, muckout, make feeds, etc. Ag college at 7:00AM, ride all day til 5:00PM, go home do the horses (same as morning without the exercise) be finished by about 6, start work about then (I’m doing bar work) and work til about 10 or 11 PM, go home, sleep.
Tuesday nights will be my night off from bar work, but I will be helping dad draft for the sale the next day at the cattle yards and that can go as late as 3 in the morning but I might have to leave earlier some nights so I can sleep!
Saturdays and Sundays will be busy, cos I will have polocrosse carnivals that last all weekend or race meetings on Saturdays. Sundays off will be devoted to doing anything I didn’t have time to do during the week, which will be plenty.
So I’m looking forward to it, I like having a very busy routine as long as I have time to do each task properly.
Another change to look forward to is turning 18 in March!!
On top of this I’ve had a bit of an emotional overhaul in the past two months since leaving school, with mum and dad fighting and then finally announcing their split, sis rolling the ute with a bunch of friends in the back and the dog disappearing after this (probably dead by now). But things could be worse; the split shouldn’t be too bitter and it will be so much better to not have to live with all the tension and also no one even broke a bone or needed a stitch after the rollover.
Also saying goodbye to a lot of people who I won’t see for a long time has been difficult, one of the hardest being Lanz who has left for Sweden. I went to her place for new years and there was a bunch of our friends there and it’s so hard to say goodbye to people who you have lived with for the past 5 years. Lanz and I were particularly close and cubed next to each other for a year, and now she’s going to be on the other side of the world.
Through all of this I'm very lucky to have the support of some very close friends who I am incredibly grateful for.

So here I go, clean slate, fresh new start. I can look at all these things as negative, but I’m going to see them as an opportunity to start all over again.

i feel so ruined

2006-01-12T03:08:50Z

v. ru·ined, ru·in·ing, ru·ins [Middle English ruine, from Old French, from Latin ru na, from ruere, to rush, collapse.]

v. tr.
1. To destroy completely; demolish.
2. To harm irreparably.
3. To reduce to poverty or bankruptcy.
4. To deprive of chastity.
Synonyms: ruin, raze, demolish, destroy, wreck, waste, ravage
These verbs mean to injure and deprive something or, less often, someone of usefulness, soundness, or value. Ruin usually implies irretrievable harm but not necessarily total destruction. To wreck is to ruin in or as if in a violent collision: “The Boers had just wrecked a British military train” (Arnold Bennett). When wreck is used in referring to the ruination of a person or his or her hopes or reputation, it implies irreparable shattering: “Coleridge, poet and philosopher wrecked in a mist of opium” (Matthew Arnold)

disgusting

2006-01-11T03:34:46Z

I absolutely cannot stand the way my parents think of other people.
No one is safe from their judging. They think they’re freaking perfect. But what gets me the most is that the people they look down on more than anyone else are people who, to use their terms, are ‘lower economical’ or ‘at the lower end of the socio economic scale’. So on top of their pretentious language, they’ve got this pretentious attitude, but what REALLY makes me angry is how hypocritical they are. When my parents first married they wouldn’t have had a thousand dollars between them- in their own terms, ‘lower economical’. They know how hard it is to be battlers, so of all people shouldn’t they be more understanding of these people they show so much disdain to??!
What started this is just now, my sister went to her friends’ flat to spend the afternoon, just watch movies and do what we bummy teenagers do in the heat. These friends of Laura’s are extra-special because they have all just survived a terrible ordeal together and it has made their friendship very strong, and they have been very supportive of Laura this whole time. But as soon as Laura leaves dad starts bitching about how ‘how she doesn’t know how to pick them’ (Laura is not romantically interested in any of them, nor them her) and how they’re not the type of people he likes, and the only reason he can give is because of their economic standing. Which, I like to inform him, is none of his fucking business. And anyway, they’re 20 years old, they’re not supposed to have business empires yet! Give them a break.
These kids have been to our place for dinner, have impeccable manners around our parents, can hold an intelligent conversation and are just all-round nice people, which even my mum can admit.
If I was an outsider looking in, I know who I’d rather be friends with. Who would you choose; rich ol Ebenezer Scrooge who has no friends cos no one’s good enough for him, or normal, genuine, friendly people who will look after you when you need it and are fun to be around?
Stupid question. I don’t understand why money’s even an issue when it comes to FRIENDship. It just makes me absolutely furious.

elica_b @ 2006-01-07T22:29:00

2006-01-07T12:39:22Z

REGARDEREZ MES NOUVELLE PICTUREEEES
theres meant to be more but my wanky computer is having sex with it's own hand again
so this will have to do
go look it took me hours to fight with this lump of steaming metal to get them there
and there arent too many
GO GO GO

http://spaces.msn.com/members/jesscsimpson1988

ps i dont know why i feel predatory.

elica_b @ 2006-01-06T18:55:00

2006-01-06T09:03:27Z

"...you gang of strumpets you"

ADDICTION!!

2006-01-06T09:02:46Z

1. What would your dream occupation be? If I was better at maths, anything to do with astronomy. I love love love it. Go my inner geek.

2. What is your idea for the perfect outfit for the opposite sex? Something that represents them well... i don't believe in outfits <-- I agree josh

3. What is the last CD you bought? Some compilationy thing for my sis for christmas

4. What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten? I have 5 memorable years of boarding school food to reflect on such delicacies as left over green bean pasta, kiwi fruit and egg salad, kickin’ chickin’ (ie RAW and still BLEEDING EVERYWHERE)

5. What religion are you? anglican

6. Crayons, colored pencils, or pens? Well you can colour reeeeeally fast with crayons, but textas are fun to draw on people with

7. Sunny or gloomy? a nice combination

8. Best friend to talk on the phone with? Kel and klan are particularly good phoneists

9. Best friend to hang out with? ALL of them that’s why they’re my friendsipoos

10. Which friend do you admire the most? Dougie, so talented, so modest

11. Favorite talent you possess? Umm.. I can cross my eyes. And skull a cruiser in 9 seconds. And french smoke. But I don’t smoke.

12. Which sport are you best at? Anything that involves sleepage.

13. What appearance altering act would you never do (ie: tattoo, plastic surgery, etc)? I would never get cosmetic surgery, no matter how much I need it. It just seems so ridiculous.

14. Favorite work friend? I work alone… bwhahaa.

15. Pet you would love to own? A dolphin! Or a falcon! Or a DRAGON! And a pegasus! And a unicorn!

16. Favorite holiday? schoolies

17. Christmas tradition? Family feud, I intend to break this one as soon as I leave home. Oh and reading the night before christmas to my cousins.

18. Most enthralling movie you've ever seen? Napoleon dynamite… enthralling.

19. Singer that mesmerizes you? katie Noonan has an amazing voice

20. Hottest celebrity of the SAME sex? What woman wouldn’t turn for angelina jolie

21. What is the biggest thing you have done to change your life? Gone to boarding school…?

22. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Europe!

23. Bad habit you possess? my swearing, biting my nails, my laziness, bad memory, i never shut up, i'm rude and obnoxious <-- ME TOO JOSH

24. Favorite family member? Cuz jarrad.

25. How fast do you type? Fast enough

26. Do you have any desire to be more intelligent than you are? Doesn’t everyone?

27. What talent do you wish you possessed? I would love to be able to sing

28. How often do you cry? It used to be never, now it’s whenever my parents frustrate me which is ALWAYS

29. If you were limited to one ethnic food group, which would it be? Is cow ethnic?

30. Most attractive member of the same sex that you know? All my stupid pretty friends, oh how I hate them

32. Stupidest television show that you like? That 70’s show

33. Stupidest movie that you actually liked? Anything aimed at teenagers

35. Favorite way to spend the day? anything with friends, and hopefully intoxicated <-- same josh lol

36. Vegan, Vegetarian, or Carnivorous beast? See question 29

37. Strangest thing you've ever eaten? Oh god… icecream on toast with a lettuce side. IT’S GOOD OK

38. Favorite trait about your partner? Which partner, my partner in crime, my f-buddy, my drinking buddy…

39. What are the keys on your key ring to? i don't have one

40. What is the best vacation you've ever had? Der schoolies!

Gallavanting

2006-01-04T03:04:24Z

Very quick update until I have time to do one properly. Once you finish reading this you will realise why I have not updated properly for a verrrry long time.
Ok, after grade 12 exams there was the week of shit that Glennie pumps into us, but I managed to miss most of the boring stuff either by hiding in the dorms or busting out with Rob. Cheers buddy.
After that there was schoolies! Oh the awesomeness of it deserves an update to itself, which I shall provide in due course.
Then I came home and my annoying parents are divorcing then back and divorcing again. And my grandparents split up but are now engaged, cos they weren’t married before that, but now they’re getting married…
So I decided to heave ho all the shit and hightailed it outta Longreach. I will give proper details *soon* but this is basically what I’ve done between the 17th of December to the 4th of January.
Longreach to Toowoomba to Brisbane to Sunshine Coast to Brisbane to Toowoomba to St George to Gold Coast to Toowoomba to Deepwater (NSW) to Longreach.
And then at the end of this month we are going back to the Gold Coast and also Raby Bay.
I just want to say a BIG THANKYOU to everyone who saved me from the hell that is here and made my wee trip so awesome. CHEENA I LOVE YOU and to your mum and Grace, thankyou so much for letting me invade your home as if I own it and for everything else you do in between, giving me lifts and looking after me when I’m sick and all the psychological help and just everything.
To Scragley, for letting us crash at your place again, it is the place to be I tell ya now.
To Scotty and Jeff and Rob for all the lifts, I would be a lot skinnier if it weren’t for you mob but also prolly a lot deader. Exercise kills!
To the Johnsons for babysitting me yet again, and of course darling Amy for helping me devise strategies to get the hell away from Longreach.
To the Lanz’s, for one of my second set of parents, for adopting me and putting up with Hurricane. Cmon I’m not that bad, I blame it on Nic, control that boy.
To Jill, the Meibuschs, Loza and Dougie for getting me to and from NSW.
To my Oma, for helping convince my parents to let me go to NSW.
Thanks to Rob for whatever the hell it is I’ve got and I’m taking 2000mgs of penicillin a day so I can breathe. Lol jks boy.
To my sis, my cousins, Klan, Dom, Rob, Lanz and Amy for putting up with my crying ranting self, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
And thanks Mum and Dad, cos that’s tradition I spose.
I miss you all so much.
Love love love forever and always
Jess xoxoxoxoxoxo

will update properly soon

2005-12-10T11:46:59Z

Year in Review meme.

1) Was 2005 a good year for you?
Yes, aside from the year 12 stress, it was awesome!

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
Schoolies 05… every moment of it.

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
Being too close to finishing year 12 to leave when Blackett threw her tanty. Actually there were a few dark moments.

4) Where were you when 2005 began?
Hm, drunkenly making out with some random in Reese’s back yard.

5) Who were you with?
cheen, grace, elle, erin, caitlin. And the random, I suppose.

6) Where will you be when 2005 ends?
either NSW with lanz or toowoomba

7) Who will you be with when 2005 ends?
either lanz and all those kids or with klan and his people

8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005?
didn’t make one, if I want to do something ill just do it

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2006?
see above

10) Did you fall in love in 2005?
dan murphy, every teenager’s hero

11) If yes, with who?
See question 10.

12) If yes, do they know?
i spent every buck I ever earned there, should be obvious ol dan

13) Are you still in love with them?
my liver isn’t

14) You regret it?
never, good times good times

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005?
didn’t go out with anyone TO break up with them

16) Did you make any new friends in 2005?
heaps! I met harristown people and re-met some grammar people

17) Who are your favorite new friends?
Rob gaz nyman

18) What was your favorite month of 2005?
november!

19) Did you travel outside of Australia in 2005?
To north island of NZ

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2005?
Just NSW and QLD I think

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005?
thank god no *touches wood*

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
yes for sure, when I go home from boarding school I miss all my friends and back to school from home

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005?
lol, definitely not doom, hey rob

24) What was your favorite song from 2005?
ah where to start, how do you have just one favourite song?? Prolly mancow mashup, he he hey kel

25) What was your favorite album from 2005?
tim mcgraw and the dancehall doctors, hands down

26) How many concerts did you see in 2005?
None.

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005?
-

28) did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005?
ohhhhhhhh, a bit here and there…
29) did you do a lot of drugs in 2005?
alcohol is a drug and so is nicotine

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2005?
fell asleep with, ah man heaps. In this sense, one

31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
ahmigad I embarrass myself every day. But something I deeply regret, no

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005?
ah anything I said to a mistress was bound to be a lie, cant rememer anything specific

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005?
I hate grade eights. End of story.

35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2005?
yes, assholes, don’t sleep too deeply…

36) How much money did you spend in 2005?
im too scared to think, absolute shitloads far too much by any account, average 300 a term not including schoolies or formal

37) What was your proudest moment of 2005?
there were many, probably I was proudest OF our grade on muckup day with the fairholme uniforms, but I was most proud of me for getting honours with distinction in eigth grade speech and drama

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005?
ah god, I cant remember but im sure kel can tell you plenty

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be?
I would have started my ancient assignments a LOT earlier

40) Who do you want to spend more time with in 2006?
too many people who id be too far away from : (

41) What are your plans for 2006?
First 6 months, horse course and barwork in longreach, second half, hopefully stable girl in england

SCHOOLIES 05 ROCK

2005-11-25T01:49:29Z

wooooooo!!!

oh god

2005-11-14T10:23:59Z

never again

thankyou for your blatant honesty, cheen.

i am never drinking again

2005-11-14T01:36:30Z

i can't remember ANYTHING

last ever spare

2005-11-04T04:31:00Z

You scored as Fire. Fire is your predominating element; it rules the signs of Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

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Fire

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Air

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Earth

55%

Water

50%

Spirit

30%

Which of the Five Elements are you?
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You scored as public restroom toilet paper. That's right. You're the industrial, public restroom kind of toilet paper. You're pragmatic, aggressive, and independent. Sure, you're not as personable as others, but people know you're reliable. You get the job done, even if you rub people the wrong way.

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public restroom toilet paper

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paper napkins

75%

empty roll

69%

quilted toilet paper

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dead leaves

69%

over-dispensing toilet paper

63%

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You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.

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Dragon

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Mermaid

67%

Faerie

67%

Angel

67%

Demon

67%

WereWolf

50%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Horse. You are the Horse. You are powerful and fast. You value your freedom and like to keep yourself busy whenever possible.

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Horse

100%

Bear

92%

Eagle

75%

Dragon

75%

Crow

75%

Dog

75%

Bull

67%

Ram

67%

Deer

67%

Fox

58%

Salmon

58%

Stag

58%

Snake

50%

Wolf

50%

Which animal totem best suits you?
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see kel, johnny depp AGAIN- pirate

2005-11-03T08:00:11Z

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

92%

William Wallace

83%

El Zorro

83%

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Indiana Jones

79%

Lara Croft

75%

Neo, the "One"

67%

Maximus

63%

The Terminator

54%

James Bond, Agent 007

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

38%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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No hoochie for the kid

2005-11-02T10:41:36Z

I had an awesome weekend!
Kel and I went on leave with Cheen.
I went on the bus like a day girl and got randoms to sign my yearbook, so that was fun.
On Friday afternoon Cheen and I met up with Ai-Lien and went to an anti-violence/equality march in Queen’s park, and then we went to the Shack and there was this awesome kind of bongo drum ensemble playing, I loved it.
Then Ms Mobbs and Charles picked me up and took me to TiGAA, and met up with Kel there. The last ever tigaa I will see, I have been an honourary audience member for two years now. And I didn’t stay around afterwards like I usually did, I was kinda sad, there are so many milestones and lasts at the moment, and after all the hours I’ve spent in that assembly hall it was weird to know it was for the last time, just cos of the memories. I know I’m crapping on, I’ll get over it.
Kel and I went back to Cheen’s with Ms Mobbs and Charles and went to bed.
The next morning we wrote half of senior assembly, it’s gona be great!! We also got kicked out of a grog shop thanks to stupid wombat kelso, that’s right kel you big loser head. That night we went to the Muscas, that was tops, my favourite song was get down by little big horn, and then one that I didn’t know that name of by the orphanarium, and how could anyone go past ‘sluts are us’ by the cuts. We made lots of boys dress up in our school uniform as part of a joke for senior assembly, but im not going to ruin the surprise just yet.
After that there was no proper afterparty on, and kel was sick so she and cheen went to ai lien’s second house to sleep and grace came back from work and she elle steph erin and I went out to some poor fairholme girl’s place, poor kid these drunken loud Glennie girls suddenly inundate her place. Grace put too much squash in my vodka and steph spilt goon on the floor. We went back to ai lien’s for the night and had about 4 or 5 hours’ sleep.
Kel and I and cheen then went home and watched Blackbooks, sigh I love it I am going to marry Bernard black. Kel went back to the dorms that arvo and cheen and I went to amelia’s 18th, which paradoxically was a little kid’s stype party with red cordial and pass the parcel, and was Halloween themed so I went as a pirate and cheen a very hot fortune teller, and there was a scary movie that I didn’t watch instead ran around with some crazy kid in a semi-drunken state. Then cheen and I, upon getting home, went down the back with some goon and marlboroughs and didn’t drink or smoke in the not dark with a candle.
The bus then failed to pick us up the next morning, which incidentally was dad’s birthday which nearly forgot.

A good weekend in total!

so damn true!

2005-11-01T11:11:01Z

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old
he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm
and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound
financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intention but
overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old
boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental
consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.Common Sense finally gave up the ghost
after
a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she
spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and
do
nothing.

Streeeeakin in the rain, just- streeeeakin in the rain!

2005-10-24T09:36:48Z

It's so much fun!!! This time Kel and I convinced Porgo and Saz to come too. But this time there was lightning and big scary thunder and we were out in the middle of the oval! And this time, we ran around and screamed and screamed and screamed. Seniors 05!!!
We escorted some little kids back to the dorm in the same fashion, (in shorts this time) and I went in to see Laura and ran straight into Mrs Ren... she looked like she was about to kill me and pulled out her pen (as she does when she's about to write your name down) and said "You've got five seconds..." and that was all that was required to send me streaking back out... hahahaa poor Mrs Ren.
Then we got back and ran into Mrs Baxter, who wanted to kill us cos she said we would get the flu. But that's something I'll survive- with 20 odd days to go (who's counting!) I'm more worried about gathering memories.